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capitole: dumbledorred: imperioweasley: “It’s rather like the Mafia I guess. Once you’re in, you never get out.” —Daniel Radcliffe did daniel radcliffe just compare the fandom to the Mafia
tyleroakley: Ten years ago this month, I came out as gay. Read More
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take-this-town-over: ocruzz: buhnanee: INSTANT FOLLOW BACK!! Instant follow back 14.5 million :o
initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.” So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are...
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
knxbodi: rabioheab: [WINNIE THE POOH VOICE] there’s a reason that ‘pooh’ is ‘hoop’ backwards *turns around and slam dunks basketball straight through the hoop* [PIGLET VOICE] damn my nigga
burgrs: how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
himaruyeah: *silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*
lesbionage: hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
castleoflions: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
poopinginschool: interviewer: any special talents? me:
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
wretchedoftheearth: i hate men who have the gall to complain about women not shaving their legs or pits when their nasty ass is over with a hairy chest and stomach there looking like a goddamn werewolf if a woman who doesn’t shave is unhygienic then what the hell are you
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
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bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
darlingwanderer: colouredking: takealltheseats: colouredking: herpes sounds like the name of a greek god thats because it seriously is 1 letter away um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history HERMES YOU ASSHOLE HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE
annanicolesmithfanblog: yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
hachikuji: the worst feeling is when you’re close to someone but they have someone who they will always like more than they like you